I can tuck mytits in my pants
Its about making memories worth repressing
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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