This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I didn't shave. On purpose
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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