Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
So much rum. So many feels.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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