why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Where did you get a picture of my penis
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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