BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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