She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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