ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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