well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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