I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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