can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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