we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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