Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Nicole vs. Life
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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