apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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