no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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