why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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