He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
