Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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