i barfeds in our rink
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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