she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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