You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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