So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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