if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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