Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Green mimosas i think yes
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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