Swine flu. Run for my life!
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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