We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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