I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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