Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
