butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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