But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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