in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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