I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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