I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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