Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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