I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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