new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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