So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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