it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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