My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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