just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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