that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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