I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
