Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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