we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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