Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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