I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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