batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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