i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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