I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
two words...techno handjob
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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