What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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