I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
