and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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