her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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