The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hippo gnu deer
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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