ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
There's always time for handjobs
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Randomize
