quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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